Better Off Dead "I Want My Two Dollars!" Women's Relaxed T-Shirt
Better Off Dead "I Want My Two Dollars!" Women's Relaxed T-Shirt
Better Off Dead "I Want My Two Dollars!" Women's Relaxed T-Shirt
Better Off Dead "I Want My Two Dollars!" Women's Relaxed T-Shirt
Better Off Dead "I Want My Two Dollars!" Women's Relaxed T-Shirt
Better Off Dead
Better Off Dead
Better Off Dead
Better Off Dead
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Better Off Dead

Better Off Dead "I Want My Two Dollars!" Women's Relaxed T-Shirt

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Complete with a switchblade comb, this paperboy still stalks us in our dreams.

This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. 

If you prefer a v-neck t-shirt, see that option for this same design below. Color options vary between these two t-shirts styles.

These tend to run small, so if you suspect you’re in-between sizes, we suggest ordering the next size up!


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck

Size guide

  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE
S 18 ½ 25 ¼ 6-8 36-38 10-12
M 20 26 10-12 40-42 14-16
L 22 26 ¾ 14-16 44-46 18-20
XL 24 27 ½ 18-20 48-50 22-24
2XL 26 28 ¼ 22-24 52-54 26-28
3XL 28 29 26-28 56-58 30-32
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